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Squirtilizer

A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.

When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.

Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!

Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!

by BobNJ August 22, 2010

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squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding

Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!

by Pokemon Lover 22 September 3, 2015


Squirtilize

When a man pulls out of a pregnant woman and ejaculates over her bump.

"Forget baptising the baby, I'll Squirtilize it instead"

by MAL THE GR8! January 5, 2007

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