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When you're squatting and then you squirt cum
i was at the gym when I saw this really hot girl and then I started squitting
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The action of opening a females or males ass with a ass clamp and pouring your favorite cereal in with milk in there and eat that, after that you drink the milk with a spoon
Yo William can you record me squitting this bitch
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Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
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The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits
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Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
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Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.
He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
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Often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the ass cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear.
Oh man, that fart was juicy. I gotta go check my pants cuz I think I just squit.
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When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.
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