ssaged

A short form for the word MASSAGE.
A special form of massage often used as a suffix for another noun.

It was very relaxing while being ssaged by my girlfriend last night.

Ssages

The incorrect spelling of Sausages

Hey, man, do you want some ssages?

Did you just misspell sausages?
Sorry *visible sweat* autocorrect got me.
Bro we talking out loud!
*visible confusion*