stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

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