stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

stalker-feed

A feature of Facebook otherwise (and officially) known as the mini-feed. Introduced in the Fall of 2006, the stalker-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile.

"Did you know that Colleen and Andy are meeting up next week?"
"Well I didn't until I saw Colleen's wall post on her stalker-feed."
"Yeah me too!"
"Then I hopped over to Andy and Colleen's Wall-to-Wall and stalked a little more!"
"Sweet!"

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stalker feed

An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.

No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!

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