Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

thumbs up stalker

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.

Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.

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