stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

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stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

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stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

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stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

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Stallone

A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.

Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.

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Stallone's

Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.

I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.

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Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.

"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."

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