standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

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