stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement

Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C

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