starke

a small town, in bradford county florida, it is the county seat for bradford county. unless you have a 4x4, a.t.v., or a weed eater, there is nothing to do- except smoke pot, drink, and have sex. many of the mindless employees of the florida state prison live in starke, as well as some of the dumbest rednecks in the world.

I need to go see my niece in gainsville, but i need to get through country-ass starke to get there.

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starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.

Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.

Starked

Deriving from the character Tony Stark (or, Iron Man), it is a synonym for words like "owned", "pwned", "beasted", or "stole"; to be bested, or out-witted.

Haahahaha! You've been Starked, son!

Anna: Hey, why am I doing your homework for you?!
James: Because I said so.
Bystander: Starked, fool.

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Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes

Stark

someone who is good in bed, stark directly translated means able to withstand; strong

damn i want stark in bed

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A Stark

A fat idiot with wrists wider than a horses penis

'Look at that fat guys wrists, what a Stark.'

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Starking

verb. to action something, or a succession of things, in the style of Tony Stark (aka IronMan).

Alex: 'Jim can't make the party on Saturday, he's starking it up at the Monaco Grand Prix'
Jack: 'Ha! Knowing Jim, he'll probably try to get into one of the cars and drive the race!'

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