stat girl

A female who records statistics for a high school men's sporting team. She usually travels with the team to away events and has always sex with many of the team's members.

Did you here about West's stat girl? She has blown the whole team and fucked four of them including Chongo. What a whore!

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STAT Girl

A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.

While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.

In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.

STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.

STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".

A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.

She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.