Statt

Statt, refering to the coolest, best looking, toughest, or best beer drinker in a group. Often substituted for "BAMF" (Bad Ass Motherfucker), cool, bad ass, hott, and/ or any positive word that makes this person better then anyone else. This word is derived from R.I.T. (Rochester Institute of Technology), coined by everyone wanting to be a ceratin kid.

"Man he is so Statt."

"of course he can do it, he's a Statt."

"You don't mess with a Statt."

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The Statt

Analogous to "The clap", it is a cocktail of S.T.D.s which can include, The Clap, Genital Warts and Syphilis.

Brian: I think I got the Statt last night.
Clark: Do your balls and asshole hurt?
Brian: Yes, I definitely shoulda' doubled up.

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The Statts

The Statts is the most likely side-effect of having a Statter (A small, but really spicy hotdog).

Getting "The Statts" is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.

Dude One: you alright?

Dude Two: No man, I've got a real bad case of the Statts

Dude One: Gross...