std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.