Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

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steak and a blow job day

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

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Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

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