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steezo

The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.

Jerry: She's into it.

George: Into what?

Jerry: The menage.

George: That's unbelievable!

Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.

George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!

George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!

Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!

George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!

Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...

As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.

by Ryan Jackson April 13, 2007

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steezo

ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.

Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight

by john holmes April 16, 2003

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steezo

A mexican tribal master who tunes turbo timers, lives in broward, and observes chicks wit dicks on the internet. Other symptoms of steezonitis : dirty nails and hair/ really bad haircut/ no money/49th street emperor/ king of salsa/ricecooking bastard/asshole and a half/coloncleanser/shitbrick/dipstick/ slow talon/ fontaine's daughter/

YO lookin like steezo.....
Quit being a fucking steezo, you loser!

by muscleman lester (steezo's best friend) January 30, 2004

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