steif

In Germany a penis that is erected can be called "steif".
Mostly one say:"Ich habe einen Steifen."
It is very very informal, so one shouldn't use it in public

Mein Penis ist steif.

Ich habe nen Steifen.

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steif

German for "A piece of wood" It is Bavarian slang for boner, schong or penis

Ich habe eine gross Steif.

Nett Stief

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Steif

1. To Steif means to do something so detrimental and abnormally dimwitted that you are immediately mocked and ridiculed by friends, peers, or any human being within sight.

2. Also pertaining to embarrassing events in the past tense; "I Steifed when I..."

3. Having sexual intercourse in someones kitchen on a couch with a grenade.

4. Being rejected by multiple grenades within one particular night and/or weekend.

Synonym: Taking L's

"Austin has such a bad life, he steifs every weekend."
"Oh shit, I almost steifed!"