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Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
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Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.
I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money
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when one snaps or goes off. It refers to the JetBlue steward that got pissed off at a passenger, popped the escape chute and split with a coupla beers.
If Comcast jacks my rates one more time I am going to go steven slater on them and cancel everything.