stickazoid

Offspring of a frumpazoid. Unclean, ungroomed, unkept and uncontrolled child with sticky hands and skin. Often covered in a syrupy sticky particulate resulting from overabunance of sugary stick treats provided by the frumpazoid mom.

At the pool: " I wish that frumpazoid would reign in her brood of stickazoid brats."

That kid in the checkout line was such a stickazoid! I'll bet he could have climbed walls like Spiderman with his stickazoid hands if his mom let him out of the cart he was stuck to.