Stinkerton

1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.

2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.

3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.

"You're a stinkerton! You're the mayor of Stink Town!" says David to his girlfriend.

9👍 1👎

Stinkerton

someone who is a big stinker, stupid, and likes to ruin things for everyone else.

andrew was such a stinkerton when he spilled the punch at the party.

5👍 5👎

stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.

cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.