stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

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