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Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014


Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

by B.E. July 22, 2009

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