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Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!
I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!
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A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.
*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
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When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald
News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
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The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
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buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.
stonks
A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".
Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald
My friend: Stonks
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a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what
Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.
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