Storeman

Storeman is the common name in the retail world for the laziest person in the store. Known to appear to be doing something when in fact not actually achieving much or anything at all.

Frequent activities include: Leaning, Playing on computers, riding on pallet jacks, and reading newspapers.

Fred: Hey is that dude your boss? He's doing zilch.
Andrew: Nah, he's the storeman.

James: Do we have anyone running the backdock?
Jim: Not really, unless you include the storeman.
*bell rings for 5 minutes*

Fred: Where is the storeman?
Peter: I'll check.
Peter: He's out the back, but he says he's busy reading newspapers.

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips