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The female genitalia of a dark skinned black woman.
I overheard you recently vacationed to Nigeria, did you get lucky and have some of that strawberry chocolate?
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1. The combination of strawberries and chocolate
2. An orgasm of the mouth.
Sophia: "I'm greatly enjoying my Strawberries & Chocolate. The combination of the rich and smooth chocolate along with fresh ripe strawberries really gets my horny."
Tim: "That's the third mouth orgasm you've had tonight you chocolate whore."
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When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.
Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.
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Sorry, Kat. But I used your name because I knew you would see it.
Just wanted to reassure you that you're not alone in having to deal with what's-his-face's titanic idiocy.
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
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Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
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When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
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The act of plugging a strawberry, then having your partner eat it with a smile.
You know honey, today is Valentines Day. How about a Chocolate Strawberry?
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