strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.

After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.

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Strawn

A combination of stretching and yawning.

Bob: Man that was a good strawn
Billy: Shut Up

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Strawn

A person who's sister you want to fuck.

Dude did you see Chris's sister? Strawn.

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strawn

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously.

The man strawns before he rises from bed.

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STRAWN

the act of stretching whilst yawning

I was feeling tired but nothing like a good STRAWN to wake you up.

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Strawn

To be impaled with a straw.

Have you strawn any babies lately?

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Macoy Strawn

The best person in the world. Everyone loves him and wants to have smooch-smooch time in bed. He is a absolute NIGGER-FAGGOT.

Bob:That kid over there is a macoy strawn.
Steve:You mean that retard.
Bob:Yea.
Steve:Yea he is.