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Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
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Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.
I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.
A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
I pulled a right stumper last night... etc
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Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.
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Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.
Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"
Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"
Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."
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defecation the size of a tree stump
Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.
Jim: What do you mean?
Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.
Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.
Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.
Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper
Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.
Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!