Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.

When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!

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stumpin

verb:
1.the act of posting up behind large objects as if waiting on somebody;

2. The act of being on ones knees

1. Damn look at my man stumpin behind that statue.

2. That girl is always down for some stumpin.

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Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

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