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A member of the opposite sex with whom you would not have sex.
This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.
An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.
Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5
"I would rather brush my teeth with jizz than have sex with her, she's incredibly sub-5. She's a 2."
"Eh, I don't really care, shes exactly a 5. I'd let her climb my dick, I guess."
"I'd pay $100 to put my dick in her hair. She's a 9."
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A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.
Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!
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A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.
After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.
When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
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