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Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.
"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"
"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"
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When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass
John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect
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A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.
Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'
If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.
Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:
Person A:
Person B:
Teacher:
Person A: "Pussy.."
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the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.
Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!
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while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot
“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”
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something that is just plain stupid
The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck
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When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.
GO suck the DUCK, NIGGA!....I'm in the citay!
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