Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

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Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

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Daddy Suck

When daddy gets feeling that makes him want to take a little sucky

DADDY STOP YOUR MAKING IT WET UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Daddy suck

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suck big daddy crow

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.

Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

suck my pussy daddy

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch

Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy!
Jack: no fuck off

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suck daddies

Large voluptous female ta ta's.

Look at the size of that chick's suck daddies!!