sugar fuck

when you have a deep urge to beat off, yet your mother found out about and took your stash of 4 bottles of baby oil (approximately a month's worth of beating off), so you use sugar as a lubricant, and then to not waste it, and sort of as payback to your mother, you sweep up all of the sugar you used to beat off, as well as the jizz, and make your mother tea with it saying "i am sorry mom. I love you, and i made you tea"

*hands tea to mother
*mother immidiately starts vomiting upon swallowing the clumpy liquid
*with jizz stretching from her top teeth to bottom teeth as she talks, and vomit spewing from her nose, mother says playfully "Did you sugar fuck this?"

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Sugar Fuck

A sugar fuck is the sweeter version to being totally fucked. You say it when your friend does or says something that isn’t in your best interest but isn’t the end of the world.

Hey Jumbo, you going to eat that last one ?

What do you think?

You just sugar fucked me