suit syndrome

When a woman finds men extremely attractive when they wear suits and other formal attire; a sexual and physical attraction to men in formal clothes

Sarah: "oh my fucking god, look at mark in his button up and vest, I feel like he's just going to push me against a wall! Damn, I would hit that."
Eliza: "we both know mark isn't that hot, sounds like you've got a case of suit syndrome"

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wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

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New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent

Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.