sundincapable

When your friend becomes completely useless for an entire day because he/she must watch sports on tv for twelve straight hours.

Dave: Julie, it's gorgeous outside. Let's hit the mountains on our bikes!
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|