An awesome person who has the ability to ruin anybody's shit by putting their finger on a table, or something like that.
Shit, dude, that sureth person totally caused my ribcage to break. He came over to my house without anybody's permission, drank some seltzer water, and WAM - on the floor I was with a broken ribcage.
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The term "surething" means exactly the same thing as the sentence or statement "Sure thing." This term is basically and almost always utilized in online conversations. It expresses a response similar to: "Of course" or "Hells yeah". It's used by hipsters and gangstarrs alike and also shows rebellion in the refusal to type another space (as if teens today didn't abbreviate enough). Part of the hipness of such a term is that it never has been and never shall be abbreviated. Ever.
This would display an online conversation:
S*********9 (9:47:23 PM): "Are you gonna make it to Eric's party tonight?"
c**************n (9:47:02 PM):"Surething"
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Surething in this context is a Slur against people who are over 20 and are Caucasian. It can be Confused with a Word with the same spelling "Sure thing" Which has a totally different meaning.
Ugh! There's damn Surethings holding up the line!