surf and turf

Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.

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surf and turf

(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.

(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.

(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.

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surf and turf

sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'

"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"

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surf and turf

(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.

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surf and turf

When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.

'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'

'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."

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surf and turf

when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.

Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.

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surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

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