surk

SURK
v. surked, surk·ing, surk·in', surks
1. To annoy one's neighbor with any variety of unpleasant noises.
2. To drive or display an automobile with the owner's name on the license plate.
3. To park a sub-$20K sports car (typically a fire-engine red Hyundai Genesis Coupe) across two parking spots.

n. surker
1. One who surks.

Hey a$$hole, quit surkin' around over there. I'm tryin' to eat here!

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surk

Generally similar meaning to suck.
See also: Yuo aer teh

Yuo aer teh surk!

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Nurple surking

The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.

Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."

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Surk

Basically means "Fat shit". Can be used in 2 different situations!

-Do you wanna come and play some basketball?
-No sorry, I gotta go home and SURK
or:
-Ludvig stop being such a fucking SURK!!