swabber

1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface

A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

Sacrum Swabber

someone who licks ass.

Joe was a Master Ass Blaster and a Jedi Sacrum Swabber

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