swagasmic

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

Swagasm

When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.

dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill

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