swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.

So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...

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