Swampshart

A shart see shart that produces vapors consisting of sweat and fecal matter. Typically found in warmer or high stress situations or environments that produces an excessive amount of anal sweat. Side effects usually consist of warm itchy sphincter, and dampness of pants.

Last week at wrestling practice a blasted a mean swampshart and was told to hit the showers.

Last night my girlfriend shart the bed, swampshart!

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