Swanage

An individual who follows a questionable moral code.

Blames others for their short comings.

Colloquially known as a 'twat'.

'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'

'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'

'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'

'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'

Swanage

A presence of superior self-belief / Ego. Derived from the movement of the bird, "the swan".

Can be used with current behaviour in the form of "Swanning"

He had a serious amount of swannage yesterday.

He was swanning around the place like he owned it.

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Swanage Railway

A Great Managed heritage railway with great locomotives but packed with ass-hole families that ask 12-year old Spotters With Cameras if 34028 'Eddystone' is Gordon And 31806 U-Class Is Thomas.

Family: oh is that steam train Thomas because its big and small? my son loves Thomas don't you sweetie.
Spotter: Well where is the 4 then?

Family: Rude Person.

Spotter talking to another Spotter: that's Swanage Railway For Ya!