Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

sweatshits

A malnutritioned, dislexic, red-headed, math teachers, with crones disease's way to explain a verbal math problem involving sweatSHIRTS and discounts...

What was the price of the sweatshits after a 15% discount.

2👍 10👎

Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

sweatshit

n. The product that results from the act of being so scared that you have an accidental bowel movement.

Seth was so scared of the burglar that he filled his pants with sweatshit.

earl sweatshit

Very epic tiktoker very cool person he has half 1000 follower

his username comes from the rapper (earl sweatshirt)

billy: have you heard of earl sweatshit on tiktok

tommy: yeah he is an L bozo

billy: fuck you