sweetard

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

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sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

Sweetard

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "