Sweltergeist

When the outside temperature is hotter than that dream you had of Kate Upton riding a sybian.

Yo big J, wanna hit those bars tonight?

Yea man, I'm goin commando because I got a mad clam bake in these jeans just going to pick up some mixer.

Dude, is it really that bad?

Bro, it's a fuckin sweltergeist out there.

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