Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

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swite

A very despressed human with problems.

The swite girl swited herself

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swite

A cross between sweet and tight (both meaning cool/awesome). Often exclaimed when one's brain is unable to decide whether the word sweet or tight is more appropriate for any given situation. "Swite" is the result of this brain mishap.

"Dude, jack in the box is open! Swite!"

"Imagine if you could breathe in a fart so nobody else could smell it. That would be swite."

"If I owned a bar, there would be no last call. That would be one swite bar."

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swite

extrodinary delicious, astonishing exceptionally grandiose, superp under taking, most ambishious

Geo's singing is swite!
You are looking very swite today.

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swite

When you say sweet as meaning that the thing that you are looking at is very sweet. But it is usually something big or high. That is what makes it swite.

Look at that swite chandelier.

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swite

A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs

If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite

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switing

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

"Quick, the ginger bitch is still following us!" "Let's run up the escalators!" "Dude, that was some excellent switing."

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