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Switters

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).

i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.

by Mathias-the irish June 8, 2010

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switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

by FieldingBandolier February 26, 2007

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switter

bitterness

I'm quite switter 'bout ya...

by Andrew Jay Riley February 15, 2018


switters

To find someone attractive or good looking

Oh that guy over there is looking switters

by Hey handsome December 27, 2016

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Switter

Not sweet but not bitter, it is a truly unique presence on the pallet that endures and perseveres until it becomes nauseous.

That French cheese was very switter, much like that load your mom took last night in her mouth.

by Ol_longdong August 17, 2017

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switter

Talking shit on twitter

Jake:"talking switter too"

by brixbri June 17, 2017


switteration

It is twitter saturation.

I have tweeted and received so much tweets that I suffer from switteration.

by chill69 July 14, 2014