Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".

"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."

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Swolested

the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner

Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.

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