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Swordfucked

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.

Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)

by ThanksMom September 12, 2009

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swordfuck

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

by Zeed November 25, 2010

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