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Szechuan dishes are simply, VERY hot and spicy. A style of cooking found in Chinese cuisine. They may use Chili peppers, Szechuan pepper, garlic, and salt.
I went to this new Chinese restruant and had the Szechuan Chicken. It was really good, but it felt like my mouth was on fire!
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(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee(sesh-eee) refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees(sesh-won-eees) refers to a group of Szechuans.
Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift !!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.
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normally a chinese style of cooking, however it is normally used in my world instead of says one.....sezone......szechuan, its funny an it works!
Screech; u smell like fart kel,
Kelly; szechuan!
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The best God damn dipping sauce McDonald's ever created that was wrongfully taken from us in 1998 due to the limited time offer.
I'd like to get a ten piece McNugget and a bunch of szechuan sauce, like as much as you're allowed to give me.
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Dipping sauce. Known to many as the 1998 McDonald's phenomenon to follow the release of Disneys Mulan.
Yo you tried that Szechuan Sauce? That shit is Fire , not like spicy fire but like FIRE like I'd bid $100,000 for a 19 year old expired sauce packet.
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A chinese girl gives you a BJ with hot peppers in her mouth
My jizz felt like LAVA From that szechuan nightcap!
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Szechuan Sauce is a sauce that used to be in Mcdonalds.
Now it's used for humor in Rick and Morty.
"You got the Szechuan Sauce, Morty?" - Rick