t-shive

To vege out: sit on the couch, lay in bed, and just generally do nothing.

"Hey man, what you doing today?"
"Probably just gonna stay home and t-shive."
"You lazy ass."

t-shived

When you are so extremly, high, or drunk, or both that you sit in the samespot and can't move just like terry schiavo in the bed.

Man. Ed and Josh were so fucked up last night they were t-shived all night.

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